turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
tell me about the fingering
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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