The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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