How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
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Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
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His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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