I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
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They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
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Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Come share oat with me in your robe
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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