No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
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You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
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I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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