I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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