I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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