Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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