wake up i wanna do it froggy style
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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