She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
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dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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