So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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