One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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