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I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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