I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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