Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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