ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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