Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
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Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
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As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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