Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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