Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
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the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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