fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Dicks are not precious.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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