I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
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we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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