i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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