Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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