I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
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That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
i out mim tonsoeep
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