So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Randomize
