Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
my nose is crying tears of wow.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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