I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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