can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
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tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
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Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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