Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
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Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
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A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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