yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
MIDGETS
????
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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