My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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