I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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