I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
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How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
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Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You can't just leave with hair like that
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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