what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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