i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
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yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
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I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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