I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
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i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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