the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
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we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
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Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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