Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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