if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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