my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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