Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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