As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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