But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
