I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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