you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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