so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Even my vagina gasped.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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