make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
there was a trapeze. enough said
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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