They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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