Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
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under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
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i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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