I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Randomize