Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
