She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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