my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
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After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
how drunk are you?
Several
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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