Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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