do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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