i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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