Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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