i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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